injured wrist

Making up stories is fun! I’m walking around the office with an Ace bandage on my damaged left wrist, and admitting I wiped out in my parking lot on my bike is no fun at all. You tell me which storyline I should use:
1. “I broke it during a ritual gang initiation Saturday night. I’d advise you no longer wear the color red in my presence.”
2. “It’s the ancient Chinese tradition of hand binding. It’s a lot like foot binding, except, um, with your hand.”
3. “I heard Cate Blanchett digs guys with Ace bandages.”
4. “I heard Ashley Judd digs guys with Ace bandages.”
5. “I heard Natalie Portman digs guys with Ace bandages.”
6. “Oh, that? Just an old Yahtzee injury.”

6 thoughts on “injured wrist”

  1. you are so, so very wrong, my friend. chicks dig it. i’ve been getting hit on all day, dude. i think i’m going to sprain an ankle next.

  2. What about two drunk Lithuainian midgets and a Clydesdale? Worked for me with the nose scratch…

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