It’s interesting to see what exactly the leaflets we’re dropping on Afghanistan say:
“Attention Taliban! You are condemned. Did you know that? The instant the terrorists you support took over our planes, you sentenced yourselves to death. The Armed Forces of the United States are here to seek justice for our dead. Highly trained soldiers are coming to shut down once and for all Usama bin Laden’s ring of terrorism, and the Taliban that supports them and their actions.
“Our forces are armed with state of the art military equipment. What are you using, obsolete and ineffective weaponry? Our helicopters will rain fire down upon your camps before you detect them on your radar. Our bombs are so accurate we can drop them right through your windows. Our infantry is trained for any climate and terrain on earth. United States soldiers fire with superior marksmanship and are armed with superior weapons.
“You have only one choice … Surrender now and we will give you a second chance. We will let you live. If you surrender no harm will come to you. When you decide to surrender, approach United States forces with your hands in the air. Sling your weapon across your back muzzle towards the ground. Remove your magazine and expel any rounds. Doing this is your only chance of survival.”
Is this refreshingly blunt, or does it sound like outtakes from some bad John Carpenter movie? Gotta love the mocking tone: “What are you using, obsolete and ineffective weaponry?” My car’s so much nicer than your car. My daddy’s so much richer than your daddy. My jeans are so much cooler than yours.