From the geniuses at Fametracker, some rejected Spiderman lines that nearly took the place of Aunt May’s late-movie jibe, “You do too much, Peter. You’re not Superman”:
“You can’t compel ants to do your bidding, Peter. You’re not Ant Man.”
“You can’t change into any water- or ice-based object, while your sister changes into the animal of her choice, Peter. You’re not the Wonder Twins.”
“You can’t leave a comprehensive and compelling collection of letters detailing public and private life in the heyday of the Roman Empire, Peter. You’re not Pliny the Elder.”