Two important events that occurred to me at the State Fair last night:
– After ordering a Fletcher’s corny dog, the young man behind the counter, apropos of nothing, said: “Anybody ever tell you you look just like that guy in Ghost?”
Yes, the allegations that I look like Patrick Swayze have returned. And my hair’s not even particularly long at the moment! I continue to be unflattered.
– While riding those big fast-moving rotating swings (sorry, forgot the ride’s name), my cell phone somehow worked its way loose from my left pants pocket. At a high rate of speed, and with remarkable accuracy, it flung itself many yards away, straight into concrete. (It also nearly clubbed a toothless old man in the face.)
The phone worked, amazingly enough, for one phone call after that. But then death came. So, if you’re trying to reach me in the next few days, chances are slim I’ll be answering my cell. Try me instead at my work number (10-7, M-F, roughly) or at home.
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The zipper? The zinger? The z-something? (Trying to remember the name of that ride.)
As a friend, I’m sorry for your loss, but as a full-on cellphone hater, I rubbed my hands together with glee!!! Cellphone, meet concrete. SMACK!! hahaha! (sorry….)
Eh, that phone was getting on in years anyway — it was almost four years old. Watch out — you may be seeing cameraphone images on crabwalk.com soon!