The latest installment of People Named Joshua Benton Who Are Not, For The Record, Me:
I finally broke up with Josh today and told him that I was interested in someone else. I cant be with him as long as he is in jail. He cant take care of us as long as he is a dope head.
oh that’s you all right.
Look, Josh, you’re never going to win the Livingston Award as long as you’re in denial about your drug addiction. And in jail.