Author: jbenton

Arrested Development fans: Have you ever noticed that Buster has never, in three seasons, spoken to Lindsay? Extremely curious.
On a more macabre note, everyone’s favorite female Canadian serial killer, Karla Homolka, has been unconditionally freed by a Quebec court. Here are some details of her case. Karla got only 12 years despite, with her husband Paul Bernardo, raping and killing three young girls, one of them her younger sister. The sentence was controversial because the plea deal was worked out when public perception was that Karla was purely a victim of Paul’s abuse; it turned out, over time, that she was more of a willing, even excited participant in it. (Bernardo’s away for life.) Sick lady. More background from the CBC.

The 100 greatest Finns of all time. Heavy on politicians and military types. Only names I recognized are Jean Sibelius, Linus Torvalds, Paavo Nurmi, and Mika Hakkinen. Speaking of Finland: The Continuation War, one of the best-named wars of all-time.
Did you know that, linguistically, Korean is closer to Finnish than it is to Chinese? True.
The best yo-yo work of 2005.

A different kind of white flight. Fascinating. The Journal does such a good job with stories like this.

Curious who your wife has been calling on her cell? Apparently, for $110, you can find out. Creepy. More here.
If you were trying to name your new school of architecture, wouldn’t brutalism be just about last on your list? Particularly if “oppressive” and “inhumane” were the top terms critics used to deride it?

A sub N squared times delta (S plus 1) over the root of L times V sub O = that girl at the bar is kinda hot, isn’t she?

Quoth our elected leaders: “Butt fucking. You think that’s art?” With a special appearance by an 18-inch walrus penis bone. More on Alaska.
Cheerleaders as drug dealers. Of a sort. The pharma sales industry has always seemed like one of the most superficially corrupt around. Note photos by ex-DMNer (and neo-Avedonite) Allison V. Smith.
Related: The trailer for Side Effects, an indie film on pharma sales. Man, it looks bad. Dogmatic.
Speaking of Good Records, they’re moving to a new location on Greenville at year’s end — which means current inventory is all at least 30% off. EVERYTHING MUST GO! Hurry over to build your indie cred in as cost-efficient a manner as possible.

The best novelty rap records of all time. Including “You Didn’t Use Your Blinker Fool!” by Rappin’ Granny, “The Contra Rap” by Rich Little (doing the voices of Oliver North and Ronald Reagan, among others), and “Check It Out” by Wayne and Charlie The Rapping Dummy (“dummy” in this case meaning a ventriloquist’s dummy, not a slur on the less academically able).
Sad fact: I’m 99% sure I had a 45 of “Ronnie’s Rapp” by Ron and the D.C. Crew in the mid-1980s. I thought it was so damned cool.

The Christmas truce.

Amazon has the DVDs for seasons 1 and 2 of Arrested Development on sale for $31.94. That’s quite a discount from the $80 retail. And you should buy them, because they’re the best 40 episodes of television you’ll see.

Good story in the Sunday Chronicle.
Link Wray died, only three weeks after I linked to a cover of his “Falling Rain” by Calexico.
A few items that I’ve found sufficiently interesting to put on my Amazon wish list:
– Hey! It’s That Guy!: The Fametracker.com Guide to Character Actors.
– Tiny Cities, the new album of Modest Mouse covers by Sun Kil Moon (a.k.a. Mark Kozelek, a.k.a. Red House Painters).
– Gary Benchley, Rock Star, the new novel by Paul Ford.
– The Edge: David Axelrod at Capitol Records 1966-1970, a great comp of the great soul/jazz/funk producer. Produced by Egon.
– Terry: Terry Fox and His Marathon of Hope, Douglas Coupland’s bio of the greatest Canadian (Tommy Douglas be damned).
– Louis Riel : A Comic-Strip Biography, Chester Brown’s bio of the 11th greatest Canadian (or one of the worst, depending on how you define “treason“).
– A Decent, Orderly Lynching: The Montana Vigilantes, by Frederick Allen.