car broken into

To the fine young gentleman who smashed my car window, stole my CD player, then — as a coup de grace — randomly poured a bottle of Coke all over my back seat: thanks, asshole!
A special bonus thank you for prying open the (non-functioning) air conditioning vents. I wasn’t aware that either (a) air conditioning vents were so valuable on the black market or (b) the quickest way to the CD player was through the AC.

3 thoughts on “car broken into”

  1. Ack! I’ve experienced the CD player theft and consequent dashboard destruction, but the coke on the backseat is something truly special. Pobrecito…

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