ikea, i’m tall

Ikea is coming! Ikea is coming!
And the maddest of props go to Dave, whose online petition was no doubt the straw that broke the Swedish camel’s back.
On an unrelated note, I’ve now had three people meet me after reading this site and all have the same reaction — that I’m taller than they imagined. (I’m 6’1″ — hardly a giant. Have you been to a high school lately? All the boys are 9’4″.) Is there something about my writing style that makes people think I’m short?

3 thoughts on “ikea, i’m tall”

  1. enough about ikea, lets go yale boy, show me some reportin’ skills. I wanna know what’s going on with this skull and bones society! theres a story in there some where!! or are you a member sworn to secrecy?

  2. amusing. i enjoy that the DMN included the store name in phonetics. how ’bout a guide to pronouncing the products! 😉

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