Only a few hours to Thanksgiving, so it might be a little late, but I feel that as a Cajun Activist, I must alert you all to my people’s contribution to Turkey Day: the Cajun deep-fried turkey. (I’ve never actually had it, but I’ve heard rave reviews. Of course, eating it means instant death. And maybe preparing it too: the recipe starts off with these words of warning: “You must cook this turkey outside. You should wear goggles and gloves. Also have a fire extinguisher on hand. Remember – your safety is the first step in this recipe.” Other safety hints mentioned: “You want to wear some old shoes that you can slip out of easily and long pants, just in case you do spill some oil on you…Avoid frying on wood decks, which could catch fire, and concrete, which can be stained by the oil…don