Excuse me, Mr. New York Times, but I think someone mixed up Maureen Dowd’s column photo with Joker Jack‘s.
(To fend off any accusations of sexism for making fun of Maureen Dowd’s mug, I happily present a retired junior hockey coach and John Turturro’s dad. It just seems they’re trying to make ol’ Maureen look awful next to her peers. Check out that princess-of-darkness black background she gets!)