springer, one breasted man

Reading about Jerry Springer’s planned bid for a U.S. Senate seat in Ohio made me wander to the Springer show site. The show listings have all the Springeresque glory you’d expect (“I slept with my [choose one: brother/father/best friend’s husband/dog]!”). But the July 8 show shook me to my core:
“Bi-curious Carl got more than he bargained for. He slept with a one-breasted man who now won