naep writing, to denver

Here’s my story from today’s front page, on why girls are better writers than boys, no matter what LiveJournal has led you to believe.
My only complaint: that the phrase “let’s call it Britneyland” was edited out of one of the story’s later paragraphs. See if you can guess which one.
I’m off to Denver tonight and won’t be back until Wednesday evening. Feel free to rock the party without me.