txcn, sausage abuse

I’ll be on TXCN tonight talking about test scores. (Like I ever talk about anything else. Even in my private life.) But feel free to not tune in, since it was my worst performance in quite a while.
If you haven’t yet seen the terrifying sausage bludgeoning video, you should. I’m surprised the NIAF hasn’t yet issued an angry statement over the fact it was an Italian sausage that got whacked.